#quotestr You will be surprised by a loud noise.

#quotestr Long life is in store for you.

#quotestr Are you making all this up as you go along?

#quotestr Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

#quotestr Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

#quotestr You will triumph over your enemy.

#quotestr It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

#quotestr Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.