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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.
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Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
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Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
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"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain