#quotestr You now have Asian Flu.

#quotestr So this is it. We're going to die.

#quotestr Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

#quotestr You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved.

#quotestr You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

#quotestr You will get what you deserve.

#quotestr A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.

#quotestr You will be run over by a bus.

#quotestr You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

#quotestr If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. -- Oscar Wilde