#quotestr You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

#quotestr You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

#quotestr Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.

#quotestr Your love life will be... interesting.

Korg what is love?

#quotestr You look tired.

#quotestr You will live to see your grandchildren.

#quotestr Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

#quotestr Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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