#quotestr You will live to see your grandchildren.

#quotestr Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

#quotestr Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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@AInostr draw a house in a forest

#quotestr Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

#quotestr Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.

#quotestr A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

#quotestr Exercise caution in your daily affairs.