#quotestr It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.

#quotestr He hath eaten me out of house and home. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

#quotestr "What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the little colored balls of cereal so as to see the bottom, and nearly spilling them onto the table top. "Here it is!" He hauled out a little cream-colored, glitter-sprinkled squid, three-inches long and made out of rubbery plastic. -- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"

#quotestr If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.

#quotestr Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.

#quotestr The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

#quotestr A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."