#quotestr Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.

#quotestr The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

#quotestr A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

#quotestr This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

#quotestr Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

#quotestr A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr The surest protection against temptation is cowardice. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

#quotestr You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.