#quotestr This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

#quotestr Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

#quotestr A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr The surest protection against temptation is cowardice. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

#quotestr You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.

#quotestr You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

#quotestr You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

#quotestr You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

#quotestr Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists, but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist, he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert. -- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"