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#quotestr No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. -- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

#quotestr Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.

#quotestr You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

#quotestr You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

#quotestr I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

#quotestr Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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#quotestr Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

#quotestr Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).