#quotestr Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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#quotestr Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
#quotestr Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
#quotestr Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
#quotestr You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
#quotestr Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
#quotestr Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)
#quotestr Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
#quotestr FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15 A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?