#quotestr You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

#quotestr Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

#quotestr Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

#quotestr question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare

#quotestr You will be surprised by a loud noise.

#quotestr You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

#quotestr Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

#quotestr Be careful! Is it classified?

#quotestr Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

#quotestr You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.