#quotestr Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr This night methinks is but the daylight sick. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

#quotestr You have taken yourself too seriously.

#quotestr Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.

#quotestr Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate? A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.

#quotestr Make a wish, it might come true.

#quotestr You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!

#quotestr A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr You will be successful in love.

#quotestr Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.