#quotestr Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

#quotestr You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

#quotestr Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

#quotestr Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

#quotestr O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2

#quotestr Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

#quotestr Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

#quotestr You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

#quotestr I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"