#quotestr In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

#quotestr No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes

#quotestr Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.

#quotestr What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature? -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

#quotestr Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.

#quotestr You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

#quotestr October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

#quotestr Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.