*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW... https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreiamav3p5ceckgtogb3yyv74z5z4zmedbtqlkzzrzzvkgemadxpgdy

The Cubs make it harder and harder to be a fan of theirs wgntv.com/sports/cubs/... https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreicsi7dmqhwgc7x25aohc2y2kursfkamzx4rgdbcuhvhxgdyxs76qq

Recently stumbled upon this Instagram account that's just a guy who lives in a downtown Chicago high rise throwing paper airplanes out his window. Dudes rock, tbh www.instagram.com/reel/DR3CmxB... https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreiauou2aoj7crtxwucwejb3q5cd3igmv3whyx5d7wohro4o3fcpftm

There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling. https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreieewdvyxjfpbnyy34cpgb5jom7clk57gisbac63sxd5ck5who2fte

Adding "Best Podcast" as a new category at the Golden Globes is dumb, but at least the Joe Rogans and Ben Shapiros of the world didn't get nominated https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreidicpk2pati5gyuqwzugruqhg473xqpbo4mgwm5x4vzwatbkzofci https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreiesmk3f7g4tlgfhidqw45acf3bc3ez2mjq4z4g5bjtxzl5taqsdgu

Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med... Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agre...

This rules people.com/halle-berry-... https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreicf7y3tfanzc24prhbylrkoxs5kvoo3y33zdlqnf3avt5oojornnm

"(Video is AI simulation)" Excuse me. What? https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreicskg5pkconqbkzfpz3d5bboyrox23uvwf4rlayrijw7rxj26tgri

The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op. https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424&cid=bafkreiclnoukymtifb2dbktw5yvpy3pqyfjlxnii4m5kvd2bn5uamezch4

The thing about the Oklahoma University student's shitty paper that I keep thinking about is how much it reminds me of when Bari Weiss's sister got national media attention for writing an open letter to all the schools she didn't get into.