the big macs are also smaller and made of garbage

looks like 1.5 enemy combatants

actual depression isn't just feeling down and you can't will yourself out of it

musk has lost the mandate of heaven for being a huge fucking nerd

one of musk's flying dildos exploded or something I guess

who are you gonna call, the cops?

ooh a nuclear war that didn't happen one war instead of two, for half the time the crack epidemic? wtf