PRESS C TO CROUCH
PRESS ⬆️ TO JUMP
AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY BARBARIANS GOING INTO UNKNOWABLE LANDS FULL OF MONSTERS, AND ONE MAN FROM A DOZEN WOULD RETURN ALIVE
REPEATING THIS PROCESS OVER AND OVER EVENTUALLY WORE DOWN THE MONSTER POPULATION TO A BEARABLE LEVEL
WHAT A GAY FUCKIN PSYOP IT IS THAT WE TEACH KIDS TO THINK OF OLD TIMES / FOUNDING OF AMERICA ON TERMS OF POWDERED WIG POLITICIANS AND MAYBE OCCASIONALLY A PURITAN WITH A BUCKLED HAT
ANCIENT-AMERICAN

I HATE HOW "HEAVY HORSES" ENDS IN A FADE OUT
I GET THAT IT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME AND IT DOES HAVE MERIT IN PRESENTING THE SONG NARRATIVE AS "CONTINUING ETERNALLY" BUT IT PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME