🚨BREAKING: Craig Wright has re-emerged and he's claiming he invented paper Bitcoin

🚨ELECTION RESULTS: Andrew Cuomo Loses NYC Mayoral Primary Because He Killed 50% of His Elderly Support Base During Covid

🎶 Don't Rehypothecate My Heart💔 🔊Listen to the paper Bitcoin ballad of the summer by @Rod Palmer

🚨JUST IN: The latest Grumpy vs Gleeful Index indicates plebs are very grumpy right now

🚨BREAKING: Paper Bitcoiners aren't just taking over X, they're also taking over TikTok

🚨BREAKING: Knotzis Tap Dennis Porter For Senior Role As "Chief Bullish Announcements Strategist" A Knotzi spokesman told Bugle News "We wanted to work with Dennis after seeing his overwhelmingly successful campaign to get states to adopt Strategic Bitcoin Reserves"

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🚨 JUST IN: Peter Schiff's nose begins to bleed LIVE on CNBC after Joe Kernan turns interview about gold into pro-Bitcoin rant

🚨BREAKING: President Trump taps Dan Held for National Security Council to provide war tips, monitor the situation