⛪️ Do you think the next pope should be a nym? Why or why not?

🚨BREAKING: Following media frenzy, Vatican officials confirm smoke coming from Sistine Chapel NOT indicative of new Pope but the result of a Bitaxe fire. "Cardinals have been helping decentralize the network and one of their Bitaxes overheated and caught on fire. That's all"

🚨BREAKING: After forgetting to hit record for his interview with Matt @ODELL , What Bitcoin Did host @Danny Knowles has been ordered to listen to an additional 20 hours of Bitcoin podcasts per week on top of his #40HPW

🥦JUST IN: Whistleblower reveals Jack Mallers wears hats & hoodies to conceal his broccoli haircut

🚨BREAKING: Jack Mallers Accepts Massive $USDT Deal To Join the Suitcoiners

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A good podcast provides alpha A thermodynamically sound podcast provides entropy #40HPW🎧

🚨NEW: Scottie Pippen says Dennis Porter visited him in a wet dream

🚨BREAKING: Barry Silbert said his boldest prediction for his latest big week could be a bigger week than previous big weeks

📚Are you familiar with the Bitcoin Podcast Bechdel Test? This concept was developed by The Bugle's senior credentialed feminist Maggie Morris