Dear Libtards,

🚨BREAKING: President Trump proposes pegging Bitcoin transaction fees to the price of USPS Postage stamps "Why should people pay MORE for a timestamp than a postage stamp? It's ridiculous. Foreign Bitcoin miners are ripping America off! It has to end. I will make it end!"

What podcast is he listening to?

🚨BREAKING: The Mike Brock vs @Richard Greaser debate recording is #1 on @Fountain Which jabroni should Dick debate next?

🧾Happy Tax Day Eve (To those who celebrate) We salute all those who can afford their taxes and those whom, thanks to Bitcoin, will become first time Tax Payers this year. #WeBlockAntiTaxers

🚨JUST IN: Plebs on Parade w/ Timmy Tether returns on location at the Great Wall of China 🎙️Never Rest On Your Credentials | Bugle Weekly Ep. 55

We call this the Third Law of Thermodynamics #40HPW🎧

GM Imagine listening to RHR on your Bose noise cancelling headphones while doing deadlifts in these bad boys