Ousted Vanguard CEO Gets Revenge On Bitcoin By Crashing The Internet At All Time High Written by Rod Palmer
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Ousted Vanguard CEO Gets Revenge On Bitcoin By Crashing The Internet At All Time High
Recently ousted Vanguard CEO Tim Buckley, who announced he was stepping down as the leader of the $7.2 trillion AUM asset manager last week after c...
Craig Wright Sues FBI For Not Arresting Him For Journalism On Jan 6th Written by Richard Greaser
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Craig Wright Sues FBI For Not Arresting Him For Journalism On Jan 6th
Craig Wright has sued the FBI, stating that he was present as a journalist when Donald Trump lead an insurrection against the foundation of our dem...
Price Controls Needed as Surging Prices Make Bitcoin Unaffordable to Average Joe Written by Rod Palmer
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Price Controls Needed as Surging Prices Make Bitcoin Unaffordable to Average Joe
Washington D.C. – U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren is leading the charge for price controls on Bitcoin as the cryptocurrency price has surged to ove...
$58k Gang Adjusts For Inflation, Now Is $156k Gang Written By Richard Greaser
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$58k Gang Adjusts For Inflation, Now Is $156k Gang
$58k gang is pivoting, following a tweet by @SatoshiDeniz saying that, "We will never go below $58k again." Deniz proposed adjusting the meme gang'...
Trust In Journalism Soars As A Result Of Bugle Reporting Written by Richard Greaser
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Trust In Journalism Soars As A Result Of Bugle Reporting
Overall trust in journalism has skyrocketed following the launch of the Bugle in 2023, prompting a complete reversal of a downward trend in trust f...
Saylor Requests That Bitcoiners Tune Down The Revolution Written by Richard Greaser
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Saylor Requests That Bitcoiners Tune Down The Revolution
"While Bitcoin is a technology that can circumvent the rent seekers, it is time that we orange pill the rent seekers and forgive them of their horr...
Creed Launches Ordinal Collection FollowIng Interest From Bitcoiners Written by Richard Greaser
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Creed Launches Ordinal Collection FollowIng Interest From Bitcoiners
The popular 90's alternative rock band Creed has announced that they would be releasing an ordinals set to celebrate the start of the next Bitcoin ...
Makers Of Ozempic Upset With American Communists For Competing Over Marketshare For Weight Loss Written by Richard Greaser
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Makers Of Ozempic Upset With American Communists For Competing Over Marketshare For Weight Loss
The makers of Ozempic, a popular weight loss drug which is just as a safe and effective as the Covid 19 vaccine, are reportedly upset with American...
Fold App Halving Daily Spin Rewards In Solidarity With Bitcoin Written by Rod Palmer
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Fold App Halving Daily Spin Rewards In Solidarity With Bitcoin
The Bitcoin rewards debit card provider Fold announced today that it would be halving the rewards users earn from spinning the wheel on their Fold ...
Hedge Funds Breathe As Coinbase, Fidelity Circuit Breakers Flip To Slow Bitcoin Pump Written by Richard Greaser
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Hedge Funds Breathe As Coinbase, Fidelity Circuit Breakers Flip To Slow Bitcoin Pump
Bitcoin has been experiencing a short squeeze this week, causing massive pain for hedge funds that were shorting the coin. Fortunately, instead of ...