Having Netflix on but not watching is streaming into the void
The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is - you know what, never mind. It’s not important.
BREAKING: White House China
Black and tan Dachshunds are just low rider Dobermans
Anyone surprised Grok is a pedo? Anyone? Bueller?
Just checked my most played list. #1 was your mom.
Dear Everyone Who Ever Attends Any Kind Of Meeting Where Microphones Are Used: If it’s your turn to speak, USE THE MICROPHONE. THEY HAVE IT FOR A REASON. NO, YOU ARE NOT LOUD ENOUGH. USE THE FUCKING MICROPHONE. Thank you, have a good day.
Today we are gonna shitpost and spread giggles. We’re also gonna alt text our images, because that’s what the cool* kids do. *caring and thoughtful
That paint company should clarify in their “Ask Sherwin Williams” ads that they don’t want to be asked how to properly dispose of bodies
In fediverse, shit posts you