The smartest person I know is Deaf. He’s one of those people who’s intellectually insatiable and who is constantly making and modding stuff. He runs a robotics, printing, and drone program at a university, teaches at camps, teaches college courses, and has decided to pursue his Ph.D. You know, just for something to do. He can wire a house, convert a car to biodiesel, and install a tankless water heater, among myriad other skills he possesses. Deafness is only a disability because most hearing people can’t sign.

Sigh Hard #BoreAMovieOrShow #hashtaggames

For all the political nastiness out there right now, you still only ever see a friendly rivalry between boob people and butt people.

Just got an email from somebody using a Juno address. I spoke “Juno dot com?!” aloud and suddenly, my grown great-grandkids showed up and said “sure, grandpa, let’s get you to bed.”

I hope every member of every National Guard unit going to occupy another city is constantly approached by citizens telling them “you’re the bad guy. You know it, we know it. What are you going to do about it?”

There is an alarming lack of shitposting today. We need to fix this pronto

I’m gonna write a novel titled “Helvetica” and have it printed in Comic Sans because all the comic sans haters can kiss my ass

Okay, who of my UK friends just got the piss scared out of them despite being warned for days the emergency system test was coming?

I think congressional hearings like the one with RFK Jr should all go something like this: Senator: what the fuck is wrong with you? RFK Jr: Excuse me, wha- Senator: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your brain? Did you get kicked by a mule? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! -and it should keep going like that until the person being deposed either tells everyone what the fuck is wrong with them or quits in frustration. Maybe utilize bright lights and sections of hose filled with sand.

Say what you will about how certain words gross you out, but if someone gives me the choice between a moist towelette or a damp towelette, I’m picking the moist one every damned time.