When two foodies bump into each other for the first time and feel attraction, that’s an eat-cute

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I used to find tech stuff confusing and intimidating. Now, thanks to Mastodon, I still find it confusing and intimidating, but I also realize it’s SUPER boring, too. Thanks, Mastodon!

Country song: Y’all city folk don’t think I’m nothing because I’m just a poor country boy but I’ll show you Literally any other genre: You city people don’t think I’m nothing because I’m just a poor city boy but I’ll show you

How many pubic hairs does the average person have? At least a brazillion.