I avoid #Bluesky links for the same reason I avoid midnight highway clowns, there's just no way to predict their behavior.

Since we no longer use rules in the United States I'd like to begin supporting the presidential campaign of John Oliver. #USPol

Stored external drives shouldn't touch each other.

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?" "Are they #Meta glasses?"

Hear me out: Every episode of the original Love Boat but with ships and locations from the #StarTrek universe. #BeingGoodAtTelevisionIdeas

When #Meta has all the water and all the electricity, I'll sleep comfortably knowing you didn't lose touch with your Aunt Bess and the lady you hooked up with at ComicCon. #Facebook #Instagram #Whatsapp #WhyAreHumansLikeThis

Disappointed commenters on YouTube are suggesting that all the Rapture talk was an atheist trick to erode faith. If that's true, I have rarely been so proud.

If you have a programming gap for your children because you cancelled all your #Disney services, I have two things to say to you: 1. Thank you so very much. 2. Studio Ghibli has two dozen movies you should watch.