#DuckDuckGo is falling apart, too. How do I get search results like the ones we had in 2006?

Counselor Troi went to Starfleet Academy, right? Right? #AllStarTrek

Well at least we kept Gaza safe from Kamala Harris. That was a close one.

One of the reasons I love #Mastodon is that you could take any five followers and have a fair chance at surviving the apocalypse.

I've got lots of channels. 'Bye, #ABC. #USPol

I imagine that living on Earth as #Israel evolves its war on decency is something like living in Middle Earth and seeing the plumes of smoke rising from Isengard.

If I were a talented hacker I would spend my life posting the search histories and downloads of all the cops and politicians who think it's okay to use traffic cameras to track women seeking abortions.

Elon will be on #SNL and presented in a positive light within one year.

"Wait, velociraptors are dangerous?" "Wait, tornadoes are destructive? "Wait, #Bluesky is an elaborate trap?"

They're not strong or smart or clever or charismatic. They're just rich. #Billionaires