I used to worry that #Israel would be forgotten. Now I worry that Israel will be forgiven.

I can forgive the undecided voters because of their breathless stupidity. I can't forgive the voters who knew better and stayed home.

Everyone's asking me why I'm acting so weird. I'd really like to understand why they're not.

Dear New York Times: I wanted to thank you for your recent efforts to define the threat that Donald and his cronies represent. Unfortunately, you're almost a decade late and wholly complicit in his success so instead I'll be cursing your organization until the end of time. Sincerely, Gus Posey *send*

What's your best coping tool right now?

I really thought Zelenskyy was one of the good guys.

To all of you who want to insult Americans I understand the impulse but none of the people who voted for the Rapist are going to see your message. It's just us, and we are heartbroken.

If you have a chance to vote today and choose not to, remember that conservatives are counting on that category of apathy. Please disappoint them. #USPol #VoteBlue

It's remarkable to consider that there's an American presidential candidate scheduled for sentencing just three weeks after the election. #USPol

I'm glad Tim Walz is the VP choice for the Harris campaign but I can't help but imagine a world where she could have asked Al Franken.