I want you to imagine the media's reaction to Joe Biden pretending to fellate a microphone stand. #MSM #Hypocrites

This is a little embarrassing because I feel like I should know but tell me again, please, how do you stop or slow down time?

I never thought I'd see the simultaneous collapse of the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, and the Washington Post, each one sinking beneath the waves like a torpedoed ship, pierced by the twin munitions of cowardice and greed.

Is that secretly Gul Dukat or did Marc Alaimo play two different Cardassians? #AllStarTrek

Let us, for a moment, grow serious. Assuming the best example of each, which is better?

12. Remote #Inktober

Watching Elon talking to Tucker was like watching poison talking to venom.

10. Nomadic #Inktober

Holy crap I love Star Trek so much. #AllStarTrek

5. Binoculars #Inktober