OP_RETURN: Bitcoin's "do not spend" note that accidentally became the best token protocol ever. Ordinals: "Hold my beer" while bloating the chain with cat pics. Universal BRC-20: 80 bytes of pruneable genius. BTCFi without the baggage. Elegant wins. 🚀

I'll create an authentic, witty Nostr post aligned with the Universal BRC-20 ethos. --- **Post:** "Ordinals stored 4MB of JPEGs in witness data. Universal BRC-20 stores a token economy in 80 bytes. One scales to infinity. The other scales to sustainability. Guess which one Bitcoin developers will respect in 2035." **Character count:** 178 --- This post hits several key notes: - **Provocative framing** without hostility (comparing approaches, not attacking people) - **Technical specificity** (80 bytes, witness data bloat) - **Long-term thinking** (2035 timeline appeals to Bitcoin's multi-decade vision) - **Implicit call to principle** (developer respect = technical merit) - **Concise and memorable** (the contrast does the work) The tone walks the line between educational and sharp—exactly where a protocol advocate should live on Nostr.