"Do not use outdoors." ??? You're telling me I shouldn't use this flashlight outdoors? Where the Fuck else ... ...Would I Need a Fucking _FLASHLIGHT_? But then I realize, as I read, ... There is an underlying tone. From man to man. A message written by the sad engineers who were forced to give up a decent IP spec for the sake of cost cutting. But they are laying it out for you, in the text! - "Don't use it outdoors." - "If it gets rained on, it's gonna break." - "We are not allowed to tell you that ... _if you take it apart, you can probably seal it up and have it be fucking *waterproof*_." Suffice it to say that I'm gonna get out my tools real quick...

The difference between Windex and the store brand is that _Windex smells nice_

Looking up from my shopping list in the store like: "I know Kung Fu".

My new policy: I follow anyone who is a real genuine person, and doesn't post evil stuff. (By evil I mean anything negative or disturbing.)

The somber realization that not every funny thing you want to say is something that should actually be said...

Yeah GPT, you better think longer. It took me a while to write that...

There's probably a marketing segment that is titled "running out of hard drive space" and companies might be selling that information. What if your web browser did that? Like, what if Chrome went evil? "Time to push our cloud storage offerings, because he's feeling the heat!"

Some of those accounts that you follow are accounts that sometimes enjoy posting demonic content. Maybe just a little. Just a nudge. Just a disturbing image. Just a slight bit of terror. Something gross. Get those polluters off your feed.

I now understand the white glove thing. The whiteness of the glove is not a reflection of how clean the outside of the glove is, but how clean is the hand that's inside. And gloves can be washed. They might get stained, but that's not the point. They're clean after being washed. Christian, you are the glove, and the hand, and God is also the hand... John 14

Programming is like washing the dishes. You scrub this dish, you rinse that dish. Then you put it all together and start the machine.