The world is separated into those who have eaten raw dough, and those who haven't.

Ocean spray knows that the people who are going to buy the cranberry juice are the ones that water it down

Tonight the air smells like how it did that year when I started smoking weed (the second stretch of me doing it in my life)

I sometimes have good thoughts, and I sometimes have bad thoughts (posts, I mean) — like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe thoughts

What's wrong with a little spirituality? Doesn't it bless people? And motherfucking bitches will say, "but you will depart from truth". Those fucking bitches don't understand it. Because they never had it. And I did hear about this kind of thing before I had it. But I understood that I didn't have it! So don't fucking talk to me about how this is some surprise to you. But I am rebuking what they call, "the religious spirit". Not that I think it is a spirit more than an attitude. They don't know that the spiritual stuff COMES FROM truth that IS revealed by scripture!

I want to follow people who are anons, but actually human. Like at some point you can tell whether someone's a bot. But I don't want to scroll through 10 pages of their tweets just because I'm inclined to know. We need some sort of grapevine web of trust system... And also, I want to chat with other reasonably unhinged individuals, sharing our quirky reasonably (but not two reasonably!) unhinged views and opinions. It's all good dude. No one is going to hunt you down and shoot you. Unless you get doxed of course but the thing is nobody will fucking even want to do that unless it's a assignment from the devil (in which case you have other protections available to you). No one in this social network will ever be offended, because everybody say weird retarded profane shit on it. BECAUSE it's anonymous! And the cool thing is, not everyone who says weird shit is completely retarded! Sometimes they are interesting people, especially to interact with. All the good jokes are by nature weird shit that's why it's called funny. Funny is a word for weird! ("that looks funny"). And with some jokes, you sometimes look to each other and say, "he sort of has a point!". That type of interaction is very valuable in society. So? Am I saying that giving everyone anonymous profiles on nostr is the solution to world peace? No! That's completely ridiculous for you to think that.

I never thought I'd be changing my pants for another man. It's not what you think... Me looking a little too good and some tighter work pants, knowing that his wife would be getting home right about as we work . And just thinking, I don't want him to even worry about how good my legs look. Of course nobody will ever fucking know this, besides you fellow anons.

PSP: Post-Sex Paralysis #iyk

Don't say "taken their own lives", say "ended their own lives". Say what it is.

It's practically almost 2026