This is shitposting I guess. Posting shit. But who knows? Maybe someone's... More
I would call myself a goofball, except that I HATE the fuckin’ kind of person that calls themselves a goofball.
"Do not use your phone at the gas pump" Yeah fucking right. What... is it going to spark? No seriously, is it going to spark? What other risk is there? Dropping it in the gas? Getting mugged? The phone exploding? (And then catching the fuel vapors on fire?) Increasing the risk of a fuel vapor flare by 0.0001% is not justification enough.
Never give a stoner a pressure washer on a saturday
The original reason for white clothes was not to look good and never get them dirty, but to get them dirty and be able to clean them completely. Because only white clothes can be cleaned completely. If the garment was white originally then you can clearly see when it's dirty and where it is dirty.
Keane singing about interpersonal issues is so fucking badass honestly
Where's the "jestful cunning" emoji? It's not the ignorant πŸ€” or the niggardly 🧐 It's certainly not the sly 😏 or the distraught πŸ˜’ It's the "jab" look β€” the "I got you" look. The friendly gleam. Fucking emoji artists don't know nothin!!! (Just kidding, I know they dedicate their time to this thing and it's definitely appreciated) #emoji #ux
Following anyone who says "what the fuck", like in their normal conversation. Those people are based.
What the fuck is this "Request deletion" feature in amethyst? If we're thinking about unethical relays and shadow data collectors, what good would it be to request deletion of already published and promulgated content? To those evil actors, it makes it **more** interesting when you try to delete a post. You have a secret to keep. So if I were an unscrupulous actor, and if I couldn't save all public nostr content ever created, then I would definitely save all posts that someone has tried to delete.
Some men are dogs... always loyal, and just need a pet