Thanks to a poorly-marked curb at UC Boulder and progressive eyeglass lenses, I tripped and fell. Skinned a knee, sprained my ankle (now swollen 3 times normal size). Good thing I had my bow tie on so people didn’t think I was being silly. The aliens aren’t going to like this. I wish they would abduct me now to heal up my ankle. Although with my luck, it would involve anal probes. Again.