If yah jeewies don wanna celebrate 🥳 🎉 🥂 Christmas 🎄 🎁 den go fuk yah self's den yah fukon races

Now she no we're doze macaronies 🍝 😋 ahn fry chiken 🍗 win't 😷

Daang 🦫 iz a goo thang i made it too diz bafroom 🚽 in time ⌚

Daang 😬 i think diz bich tryna foo mee 😨 i best take mah tweets 🐦 🆓 toodah 🚽

We tryna celebrate Christmas 🥳🥂🎄 ova heah 🏪 ahn deez jews 👃 out heah killon dem selfs ova pizza 🍕

If dey gon bee 🐝 gay 🦄 bee 🐝 gay elseplace fat fuk 🐷 whoodafuk no wuht dat fat fuk wuz dooin

OJ wouda fix dat fat 🐷 fuk

Diz is a decrepidation howeva u slice 🍕 🔪 it