Daaang 🦫 dey got Christmas 🎄 🏮 lights too! Gab neveah had dat shiet!

Den she go hab doze fry chikens 🍗 😋 wif dat sweet 🧁 ahn sour 😖 suace 🫙

Diz a tragedy but only foedah fat 🐷 pig 😬

Maybe hiz son din't wantoo bee 🐝 jeiwsh 👃 no mow whoo no

About too flush 🌊 😨 🌴 🏊 #nohomo

Ahn wit all dat fagotry goin on out theah 😬 i don no Maine