💻 When you realize a 9-5 job is really a 8-7 because you can't teleport to work

🗣️Quiet cafes are not quiet ??? #asknostr

🧷 At only 22 years old, I have the same things that 60-plus people have. Like knee & back pain 😛

📱 Updating is nothing more than accepting that the phone runs slower.

Dear Hollywood Women, Just confess that you use Ozempic for sure 🫠

Saying the name ‘Matteo’ is fun MAAATTTTEEEEOOO🤪🤣

🔋 Even though my battery health 98%, 🪫 Mine is 70% max😐

🧑‍🏫 Happy World Teachers’ Day guys! 📌 A junior student can ask 500 questions a day!! GOOD LUCK 😂😂

Based on a true story🤪 Happy Sunday my fam! 🫂 🫶💚 #plebchain #nostr #grownostr #damus