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New taco truck in my neighborhood with a “we fry in beef tallow” sign on the side. Been slammed for two weeks. Love to see it!

Mfw my local coffee shop owner tells me he has started a business account with @River so he can start stacking corn for a rainy day

Mfw I spend all night tearing the house apart looking for my phone only to find it inside my sons crayon box the next morning