Pretty sure the finale of Peacemaker season 2 is gonna be a full on fast zombie-style Nazi-slaughter fest and I cannot wait.

Met somebody the other day whose last name was "Begay" and I've never been more jealous of a human being.

If you're nothing without the audience, then you shouldn't have it.

Last night I dreamed I had been asked to run for Vice President of the United States. In the dream I thought, this won't be an easy road for a proud Lesbian. Then I remembered I was a doughey, middle-aged white dude and woke up screaming.

Never let feelings of guilt about not standing up for *everything* stop you from standing up for anything.

Wow, @Kohl's makes you walk through the entire store before you get to their tiny Amazon returns desk. I respect it. Slightly annoyed to realize that's why sometimes Amazon forces you to go to Kohl's instead of a UPS store though. How much does Kohl's pay for that, I wonder.

It can't be coincidence that both Trump and Putin's names are slang for farts.

Did you know dogs have webbed feet?

My fellow grammar nerds: Is it meet-cutes or meets-cute?

Ever think about how pitch-shifted songs were originally uploaded to TikTok to circumvent anti-piracy measures and now it's basically their entire platform?