Never let feelings of guilt about not standing up for *everything* stop you from standing up for anything.
While making Spartacus: Blood and Sand, the actors had a prosthetic penis they could wear for nude scenes. They called it "The Kirk Douglas". I'd like to propose a new prosthetic asshole for actors doing bare buns scenes, and we will call it "The Charlie Kirk".
Wow, @Kohl's makes you walk through the entire store before you get to their tiny Amazon returns desk. I respect it. Slightly annoyed to realize that's why sometimes Amazon forces you to go to Kohl's instead of a UPS store though. How much does Kohl's pay for that, I wonder.
It can't be coincidence that both Trump and Putin's names are slang for farts.
Did you know dogs have webbed feet?
My fellow grammar nerds: Is it meet-cutes or meets-cute?
Ever think about how pitch-shifted songs were originally uploaded to TikTok to circumvent anti-piracy measures and now it's basically their entire platform?
The other day I saw someone walking down a hospital hallway talking on her phone, on speaker. But the volume was really low, so she had to hold the bottom edge speaker up to her ear, then she lowered the entire phone to talk into the mic. Did she just... not know about, uh, phone mode?
[Gandalf Voice] THIS TOO... SHALL PASS!
It's JAMIE. We've been over this, Mikaela! image