I said "it's a sad song about lesbians" NOT "it's a song about sad lesbians" get it together, Judyth!

Christian Apologist: "Well, Tinda Lee, but then where do you stand on THIS controversial issue? Surely you support—" Me: "Never been there / never heard of it. But what does Joel Osteen think? I'm for sure the opposite."

I live my life by a single guiding principle, which is this: when faced with a choice where one side is supported by Evangelical Christians and the other is not, choose the other side.

Registering for my OF but it stands for Over Forty.

As a writer, I'd never use an LLM to do the actual work of writing; they are quite obviously immature (for starters). But if you claim some mystical ability that allows you to discern "AI-writing" from regular ol' milquetoastity, you need to show your fucken receipts or stFu.

Who put this photo of Eva Green in my underwear?

Set aside your worry Relax into the tub The water's warm and soapy And you owe yourself some love! It's time to start! This world will Break your heart! Now you step into the bright And there's a message here for ya Scrawled in buzzing neon light "Welcome to Dildotopia!"

Somebody make a JOHN WICK / NOBODY style franchise for Idris Elba, please.

The Galaxy is watching! We are the Ghor! We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own! We are the Ghor!

Hot take: if the existence of "AI" pattern generators like LLMs (e.g. ChatGPT) make teachers feel like assigning homework is pointless enough that they decide to stop, it will be the greatest invention in human history.