The four horsemen of "I'm not selling":
1. -30% and it's a "healthy correction"
2. -50% and "this is good for Bitcoin"
3. -70% and "zoom out"
4. -80% and *nervous laughter* "diamond hands"
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Dating profile:
β Runs own node
β Self-custody
β Doesn't talk about shitcoins
β Can explain UTXOs without crying
β Normal hobbies
β Touches grass
DMs open (for Bitcoin questions only)
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I explained Bitcoin to my cat.
He stared at me for 30 seconds and walked away.
Still more interest than my coworkers show.
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POV: You're at a party and someone mentions crypto
Shitcoiner: "Have you heard about this new L2 thatβ"
Me: "21 million. Forever. That's the whole pitch. Anyway, how about that weather?"
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My therapist: "And how does mass adoption make you feel?"
Me: "Conflicted. I want everyone to have Bitcoin but I also want to buy more before they do."
Therapist: "That's called being a Bitcoiner."
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