Meanwhile, Trump just closed the border to most of sub-Saharan Africa, and more. But good news: Turkmenistan's check cleared, so they're off the list.

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Restricting and Limiting the Entry of Foreign Nationals to Protect the Security of the United States

During my first Administration, I restricted the entry of certain foreign nationals into the United States to prevent national security and public ...

Bought a bottle of iced coffee last week whose cap was sealed as tight as the sword in the stone. I decided it was telling me which day I needed a caffeine bomb. That day is today. IT IS ON, FUCKERS