> "bit flips in flight computer memory caused by solar flares can cause sudden pitch-downs" ahahahahhaha ohfuck (ref. last boost)

train guard asked for tickets, I showed my ITSO card expecting needing to wait for them to scan it and validate that I'd tapped in, they just go "yeah that's fine" twice now that's happened (only ever needed to scan to prove *once ever*) :floofWoozy:

so many of u should be leashed istg :pleadingCatCollar:

replacing the "boost" button with the "so true bestie" button

it is Probably Not Good when your train puts the brakes on fairly hard, stops, and then there's an announcement of a "technical fault" 😵‍💫

reasons to be late to standup:

heheheh

Is it flirting when you just make Sepura tones at each other :pleading:

The ducks at the park are *not* free, you *cannot* just take them

The way the Online Safety Act pushed people towards VPNs.. I'm starting to suspect it was all just a *very* elaborate NordVPN sponsorship