Wild experience this morning
>at cabin on vacation
>sleeping in the little bunkhouse
>hear animal noises from outside
>heavy breathing and scratching
>couple minutes later it goes away
>peek out windows, see nothing
>step out, obvious trail of scratch marks lead to cabin
>cabin door is beat to shit
>it's also only partly closed
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
We're gonna do terrible things to you dawg. We're gonna tie your shoelaces together. We're gonna put a "kick me" sign on your back. We're gonna swap your pen for a dried-up pen.
