>buy a novel >it's old

>about to get up to grab coffee >notice coffee cup is already full >the coffee in it is hot Okay so apparently my memory is already shot

My mutuals all deserve a kiss on the forehead and to be tucked in and told a bedtime story

>guy who has been my internet friend for more than half my life has a gf now I feel so very betrayed

Guy who plays games on the second-highest difficulty to maximize his misery while avoiding any risk of getting bragging rights

Guy who flays D0c alive

It's Tear Off Your Testicles Tuesday