Some of you smear markup all over the place, for no apparent reason, so your articles look all cheesy and amateurish, as if a toddler had done the editing. Or your half-deaf Uncle Bob, whose capslock is permanently stuck. Uncle Bob is an overrated editor. Make sure he uses lots of emojis. Can never have too many of those. And make sure to put those emojis in bold, in a bullet list that contains hyperlinked images to footnotes because MySpace never dies. Add some sparkle. And tinsel. Other people refuse to use markup and write code in prose because you want us to know what a total jerk you are. We got it. You're a jerk. Trying to truncate and extract your hideous content has costed me at least 4 months of my life. Maybe 4,32 months. I have to run the numbers. image
Add summaries to your articles, wiki pages, and publications. People don't want to click on known-unknowns. Give them a hint. Try a teaser. Help a reader out. I tried rendering your content, but it looks weird because everyone goes nuts with the markup, so I stopped.
You weren't clicking on the hyperlinks people were sharing because you couldn't see what they were linking to, so now I show you what is on the other side. 🤙🏻
Thank you for being patient with all of the new versions of #Jumble Imwald 🌲 , but it was hard for me to format every possible fallback or OpenGraph card, for the proxy server. Kept noticing that I'd missed one. should look more alive, now.