I don't know why I find terrible situations funny sometimes. I think it's just the absurdity of the situation which causes me to lose it.

No post on here could ever hope to compete with a video of a persons hand moving an alligator cock up and down I saw in 2019. He hadn't gripped the cock or anything he just applied pressure on a crevice and out popped a very stiff alligator dick. Twitter is a weird place.

i don't think i've written code on any of my personal machines in months

need a woman to delicately stroke my horrid chode

"why aren't people impressed with ai?" cried the hot shot of a billion dollar company i'll tell you a few reasons why, i guess: - it is being shoved down everyones throats - it is taking peoples jobs - people have moral disagreements with the way the technology is being run - you geezers are using it for all the wrong fucking reasons (recall)