Hey, everyone. Many of you have been sharing "Lawyer, Passport, Locksmith, Gun" a lot more recently... ... a few folk have inquired about whether I can add transcription/subtitles to that whole talk for greater accessibility. So now I'm asking: do I know anyone who does this as a service and would you like to hit me up with your rates and availability?

Well here's a delightful thing that happened today. Inspired by the comments section of a recent video I uploaded, I decided to seek out the woman who is the voice behind the verbal announcements you hear in Otis elevator systems. I did indeed find her. Linda and I had a lovely phone call this afternoon and that interview will be released as an upcoming video in the near future. 🔺 😊👍 🔻

my attempt at humor-not-humor today... in an uncertain future where i guess everything's just a grift and a scam now, has anyone thought of just buying a ton of regular, pasteurized milk and selling it at a markup to trad family dimwits by claiming that it's raw milk? are the people who are dumb enough to want to buy it also dumb enough to not know the difference? many of you are looking for new angles and ways to survive in an uncertain tomorrow. perhaps this is a business plan.

I'm already totally tired of reading takes like this... https://mastodon.social/@ericleamen/113435715244791649 ... is there a segment of the population that didn't want to vote for a woman or a person of color? Yeah, sure, maybe. But that segment pales in comparison to the slice of our populace who couldn't bring themselves to vote for EITHER genocidal authoritarian aristocrat because they "saw no difference" between the candidates. Do I see a difference between them? Of course. But I also saw this coming. Democrats who try to be Republicans will be beaten by Republicans every time. The DNC is like Charlie Brown with the football, I swear.