They're dropping a piano on me at work tomorrow

They're drone striking me at work tomorrow

They're launching an ICMB at me tomorrow

thginot esu oh eht ni sr ekcor ytraP

The need to make, like, a country for Founding stock Americans away from all the rabble who call themselves american. That would be neat, I think.

The budding Judeo-Persian war will peter out epic grifin style

It's terrifying to me that you loose the capacity to care as you get older.

Getting the chinese guy at work to translate chiggy wojaks

When Binkle and his wife are flirting on the TL I sit my White behind down in the blind and *observe*

The Nation of India has still not recovered for Lord PewDiePie's 2018 diss track