Aaaaand... today is exactly four weeks away from "genital origami" surgery (thanks, [@aisling]( ), for the new vocab!) on November 20. But far be it from me to start a countdown. Every week. Possibly every day during the last week. On no, Lisa's not like that at all. And definitely not... anxious or anything. I mean, what could freak me out any more than I am already, right?